Dinosaurios.

Se me ocurre ahora
-for no particular reason-
hacer algunas preguntas tontas
sobre los dinosaurios.

Quien los trajo?
Quien se los llevo?
Para qué los trajeron a este mundo?
Porqué dejaron sus fósiles regados por todo el planeta?

Donde estan ahora?

En Jurassic Park?

:-)

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Fruits and Vegetables.

Tomatoes and Jalapeños are fruits, not vegetables.

And for the records, Pineapple is neither pine or apple related...is a berry.

Who understand mother Nature?

Nobody!  Is a woman.

:-)

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Donuts are usually NOT organic.

Normal everyday Donuts are definitely NOT organic.

That's why when some distracted customer asked the Material Girl*
"Can I have an organic one?"
She replied squirting the jelly filling all over the shirt of the funny guy who asked.
...and then she got fired.

Anyway, she's like a virgin now...untouchable.

*Madonna Veronica Louise Ciccone.

:-)

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Tears

Since the chemical composition of your tears change, depending on your emotions, I was wondering,
what if, sudenly after a big dish of curry-something, you feel sooo happy that you can cry?

Will those tears be considered as curry-tears!?
Moreover, will those tears be spicy?

Things that make you go hmmm...

:-)

(Image: "Happy Tears"/Roy Lichtenstein / 1964 - POP ART)

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Eureka!

 

Hear this...There are in a Chess match around 400 different possible positions after one move each. There are 72,084 different possible positions after two moves each. There are over 9 million different possible positions after three moves each, and there are over 318 billion different possible positions after four moves each.

 

Now the good one is this, the number of distinct 40-move games in chess is far greater than the number of electrons in the observable universe!!!

 

The number of electrons is approximately 10^79 , while the number of unique chess games is 10^120 .

 

... And I love chess.

 

:-)

 

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Anoche soñé...

Anoche soñé
que yo te observaba - y te esperaba-
en algún lugar fuera de tu cascarón.
..y que tu me espiabas desde dentro.

Anoche fue una noche larga
no me hablaste ni en morse
...ni en señales de humo
ni mensajitos en una botella...nada.

Anoche te pinté en mis cielos de cine mudo
como la gran cocaleca sagrada
dorada, crispada y salada
...ardiendo en deseos de ser tomada.

Anoche te adiviné escondida en tu coraza
dando saltos de cisne confundido y desconfiado
y Yo afuera, con el mapa de tu tesoro
...y con deseos de un Omelette.

:-)

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Vegetable ice cream.

You are unique...you are.
Out of this -and others- worlds.
You are Fantastique...Magnifique...
One in a billion.

When I hear you saying "I love you"
it's the best gift I can possibly imagine...it is.
It's like my favorite ice cream:
"Pralines and cream".

Although, when you are not in a good mood
you can be as nice as a Ketchup ice cream.*

*The only vegetable ice cream made by Baskin Robbins.
(Never added to the 51 formal flavors list...
used only for 8 yrs old boys to disgust their sisters)

:-)

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Regardless

 

 

On the other hand,

regardless everything...

Regardless the possible lack of honesty in your heart,

regardless all that happened

After all the lies

-and teachers between us...-

In a very deep corner of my heart

I wonder if you think of me.

Completely useless I know...

but still I wonder.

Affairs of the heart

are such a strange creatures...

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La milla...

Como decía un viejo amigo,
cada vez que quería subrayar algún hecho
-el Ing. F. Martich-
"Por si te sirve de algo..."

Bueno, por si te sirve de algo...
te diré que después de ti,
salvo honrosas excepciones -que ahora probablemente descansan en paz-
el resto se vende por chatarra y deja beneficios...

Y es que no solo fuiste buena
fuiste la mejor.

En la carrera de la vida,
le lleva tu amor al resto
no solo una cabeza de ventaja
le lleva la milla. Varias veces.

Es tan corto el amor
y tan largo el olvido.

Y no hay nada que hacer.

(Para ser justos, este tenia que ser en Español)

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Best way to love...

The best way to love is...
to love like a shrimp!

Shrimps, my dear, have the heart in their heads...

That way they never lose the head because of their heart.

:-)

They keep cool and easy in any situation.

It may even allow them to buy a house in Indonesia!
(Private joke)

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The immortal jellyfish

Is there anything in this life, that never dies?

And the grammy goes to....The Turritopsis Nutricula!!

Of course, after receiving such an embarrassing name
the least thing God could do is to make it immortal.

:-)

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Turritopsis nutricula

I wish your love for me was like the Turritopsis Nutricula.

But as of now, I don't believe you. Not a word.

Somethings in life are hard to fake.

Smile is one of them. Love also can not be faked.

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