I wonder...

I wonder

why we call it Planet Earth

if 9 out of 10 living things live in the oceans...

I mean, Planet Earth? Really?

Hmmm

A.

A matter of balls....

Back in the days, many people lost their lives because of Napoleon and Hitler.

These two fellas were kind of hard headed
and it was either their way or the highway...if you were lucky enough to escape alive.

One thing they had in common - among many others probably-
is that they were both missing one testicle...oops!

Maybe deep in their minds they felt lesser than the rest
and their particular way of proving that their manhood was as good as anyone's
was killing hundreds of thousands people (millions for our sieg-heil friend).
Interesting...no?

A word of advice could be
to avoid people with physical -or mental- disadvantages
since they could be secretly trying to prove that they're normal
and the consequences may be disastrous.

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Hippo.

The hippopotamus is the only animal which exist as if it doesn't. Think about it.

Although they may look like pigs, their closest relatives are the whales!

Besides that, there are three facts really interesting:

A- A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 feet tall child inside
B- The hippo is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world
And C- A hippopotamus can run faster than a man...hmmm

Really scary if you put two and two together...But hippos are hervibores. No problem.

:-)

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Mosqui-dracula

Los mosquitos chupan sangre
y ademas incrementan sus actividades vampirescas
en un sorpresivo 500% (*)
en noches de luna llena.

Alguien notó ese fenómeno
y lo incluyó en las narraciones
del conde Chócula
para darle mas veracidad, I guess.

Mezclar las fantasías con datos reales
las hace mas creíbles.

:-)

A.

(*) De acuerdo con la American Mosquito Control Association

Nice things

If you can't say nice things
then please say nothing at all.

Use SMS just to say good things.

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I AM

 

I AM

is the shortest complete sentence in the English language...

And the most powerful words all over the world.

It's more powerful than Abracadabra

Way more.

Search, read and be free.

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Abracadabra

Imagina por un momento
que quien sea que haya inventado
la palabra "Abracadabra"
en vez de eso hubiese dicho,  "Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha! "

Los actos de magia serian menos aburridos. No crees?

A proposito, te apuesto que has llevado contigo
"Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha"
en algun momento de tu vida.
(Mejor conocido como YKK en el zipper de tus vestidos)

Imagina un mago caro, exotico y lunatico
en un lugar caro, exotico y lleno de tontos
diciendo: Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha!
Y zas! Que saca un conejo asustado de su sombrero.

Me moriría de la risa.

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Paran.gari.cutiri.micuaro.

 

Parangaricutirimicuaro
suena como una invocación a Jobobabá o a Yayael.
Algo así como unas palabras mágicas
para volar en el atardecer.

Pero nones, ramones.

Que no es nada parecido.

Es solo el nombre de un pueblecito en Mexico.

Seria interesante ponerle ese nombre a un gato.

Te imagino llamando al gato para darle cena....
Toooodas las noches.

:-)

Genial.

Hay que buscar la diversión donde este...no?

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Where are you?

Hey
Where are you?

Are you hiding in my writings?
Are you somewhere between Asia and my heart?
I can't find you
...and I miss you.

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Arlequín.

Tengo el cuerpo hecho de paja...
...la cabeza de aserrín!
Pero el corazón de azúcar...
Y mi nombre es Arlequín!

Esa frase me trae muy buenos -y gratos- recuerdos.

A propósito, a veces me pregunto:
como seria el mundo si las cosas se pudieran arreglar
con una maquina de viajar en el tiempo?
No se.

Quizás la perfección no está en nuestro menu.

Debemos entonces ser felices por decisión
porque nos da la gana.

O porque no hay nada mejor en que ocupar el tiempo!

:-)

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Singing

 

Singing...the act of sing
is like walking, exactly like walking.
Everybody can do it ( and is supposed to)
but only few do it with style.

Is...a reflex
just a reflex
like fear
...or sex.

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Sabias que...

Did you know that anything
a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g bothering you today
may not exist in your life
in 10 years from now.

...And may not exist at all in 100 years.

Think about it.

Open your eyes.

This is temporary.

Told u.

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