September 30, 2013

Writer's block


Some people deal with writer's block by continuosly writing.
Even if they are fully aware that what they're writing is not awesome...or interesting.

Others try to find the muses by doing something different. Go fishing, the gym, listening to music,
eating, watching TV, walking, and so on.

Truth is that when you're a writer, you're like a prisoner. You have no free will.

You have to write. You feel the words boiling inside your chest.

You feel the anxiety, the burning passion
and only by writing you find the peace, the relax your mind claims.

Is like opening the big stress valve in your roof
and Choo Choo! the train suddenly moves!

:-)

What a wonderful world.

A.

Other stuff

Let's see...other stuff, other stuff...
Hmmm...

Fishing, for example. I have a nice fishing bag, like four fishing sticks -two of them with big big length- but no...nop...not fishing lately.

I have long time I don't go fishing. The last time I did it was with really (as in: Really) cool people.

The gym, well, yes I go there... but on a second thought...yes and no, because I don't go frequently. The last time I go frequently to the gym was few years ago.

Listening to music...yup. Always.
However if you compare the way I listen to music here and the way I used to do it previouly is almost pathetic. First of all, here I have to do it alone, because nobody enjoy nice music, then if -by chance- I put some music in my car it can't be loud because the people with me have no sense of good music.

So different to my previous trips...sooo different. OBK, PSB...



So, as you can see I'm having here a loooot of fun....a lot.

Maybe my custodian angels are busy with something else...or they think I'm happy.

A.

September 28, 2013

Barbie girl...in a plastic world.



Did you know that if Barbie were an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoes...
 
Weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia...Yup, and...she likely would not menstruate.
 
I mean, C'mon Barbie...get real.
 
A.
 
(There are two Barbie dolls sold every second in the world. But NOT like the one shown here)


Baguette

 
 
In American movies, almost all grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of french bread.

If it happens in reality, I bet is a good news for the butter and the cheese industries.

:-)

September 27, 2013

Water.



When I came to know
that a face of a penny can hold
about thirty drops of water,
some questions came into my mind...

First of all,
what about the other side?
How many drops can hold
the other side (reverse) of the coin?

What about perfume?
How many drops of perfume can the face of a penny hold?

What about milk? or...orange juice?
Or both together...

Now, seriously, this means that someone, somewhere
was curious enough, (and had the time too)
to put water, drop by drop -and to count them-
and did it many times until coming with an average.

It's a wonderful world we live in.

There's time for everything!

Even to comment about it in a blog.

:-)

A.

September 26, 2013

La Vida


La Vida
-y la Muerte-
colgaban de su falda...
llevaba ella mi alma cosida a su espalda.

Y se movia con pasos de bailarina
como bebiendo del dulce nectar del olvido
sorbito a sorbito
en un discurso secreto de adios para siempre.

Era una poesia de mujer envuelta en seda
que tornaba un momento en mil calamares
que danzan y se enredan en corriente de mar
y se van y no regresan jamas.

La Vida
-y la Muerte-
eran su mejor excusa
para cada dia ser mi mejor musa.

Y venia y se iba
con ese vaiven de niña coqueta
y aunque mis besos conquistaron su amor,
mis ansias no lograron retenerla..

Ay mujer,
Ay mi amor.
Sin ti mi cama es un vasto imperio desierto
es un pueblo fantasma, un hotel para nadie.

A.
 

a.n.d.w.h.a.t.e.l.s.e.i.s.t.h.e.r.e.?



Feelings of lightning, explosions
cover my heart full-of-fear
when I think of you
and your eternal little pretty eyes.

I just wanted to be your hero
wanted to rescue you from the world,
-it's really cold out there-
but my chances to get you are so small...

I could never find the path to your castle
-your flowers now smile to other faces-
and I'm just like a cloud far in the horizon
gazing at your body of Princess taking a shower in the sun.

How much pain can a heart resist?
How many storms can resist my soul?
There are dragons surrounding my mountains
I've seen fire balls crossing the skies at night.

I don't know what more can I do.
I don't have the key to your door.
All I wanted is to be with you,
because after that...What else is there?

A.

ABC


myloveforyouisnotsoeasyas123orabcordoremi

isastrangelovestrangerascanbe

ithinkofyouallthetimeeveryminuteeverysecond

hasanyoneverwrittenanythingforyou?

wellihadinfactimdoingitnow

ifonlyiknewhowtogettoyourheart...

ifonlyiknew...

A,

September 25, 2013

Calculadora.


Toma tu calculadora
y multiplica
nueve veces 1 por nueve veces 1
(111,111,111 x 111,111,111)
y luego veras el resultado.

Totalmente inutil, lo se.

Pero divertido, no?

:-)

A.

I wonder...


I wonder
why we call it Planet Earth
if 9 out of 10 living things live in the oceans...

I mean, Planet Earth? Really?

Hmmm

A.

September 23, 2013

A matter of balls....


Back in the days, many people lost their lives because of Napoleon and Hitler.

These two fellas were kind of hard headed
and it was either their way or the highway...if you were lucky enough to escape alive.

One thing they had in common - among many others probably-
is that they were both missing one testicle...oops!

Maybe deep in their minds they felt lesser than the rest
and their particular way of proving that their manhood was as good as anyone's
was killing hundreds of thousands people (millions for our sieg-heil friend).
Interesting...no?

A word of advice could be
to avoid people with physical -or mental- disadvantages
since they could be secretly trying to prove that they're normal
and the consequences may be disastrous.

 A.

September 22, 2013

Hippo.


The hippopotamus is the only animal which exist as if it doesn't. Think about it.

Although they may look like pigs, their closest relatives are the whales!

Besides that, there are three facts really interesting:

A- A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 feet tall child inside
B- The hippo is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world
And C- A hippopotamus can run faster than a man...hmmm

Really scary if you put two and two together...But hippos are hervibores. No problem.

:-)

A.